fifty one things girls shud noe bout guy.
Sunday, December 13, 2009 | 2:52 AM | 0 comments
SOMETHING I READ OVER THE NET.. 2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you
doing something?” ~ two phrases
guys open with to stop from
stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day
but before they go to sleep, they
always think about the girl they truly
care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan
out a little about what they’re gonna
say so there aren’t awkward pauses,
but once he’s on the phone he
forgets it all and makes it up as he
goes.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.
6. Guys will do anything just to get
you to notice him.
7. Guys hate it when you talk about
your ex-boyfriend or ex love-
interest. Unless they are going for the
“let her complain to you and then
have her realize how wonderful and
nice you are” method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be
the only guy you talk to.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured
often that they’re still loved.
10. Don’t talk about your guy friends
to your boyfriend.
11. Guys get jealous easily.
12. Guys are more emotional than
they’d like people to think.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message
like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind..” would make him jump to a
conclusion that is far from what you
are thinking. And he’ll assume he did
something wrong and he’ll obsess
about it trying to figure it out.
14. Guys are good flatterers when
courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to a girl they really
like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for
money to buy girls presents. So they
come up with ideas like saving their
lunch money for a week. But it never
works because guys are always
hungry so they end up asking the
parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys’ weaknesses.
17. Guys are very open about
themselves.
18. It’s good to test a guy first
before you trust him. But don’t let
him wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your
boyfriend seeks help from about his
problems with you may end up being
admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his
problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give
advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the
guy likes you is when he teases you.
22. Guys love you more than you
love them if they are serious in your
relationships.
23. Guys will brag about anything.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute
to describe girls. We rarely use
beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes
you.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One
small thing a girl does, even if she
doesn’t notice it can make the guy
think about it for hours, trying to
figure out what it meant.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls
not other guys. Because most guys
think alike, so if one guy’s confused,
then we’re all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a
rulebook or advice book for flirting,
but no guy can write out a book
about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as
possible.
29. A guy has to experience
rejection, because if he’s too-good-
never-been-busted, never been in
love and hurt, he won’t be mature
and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid
in front of the girl, he will think about
it for the next couple days or until the
next time he spends time with the
girl.
31. No matter how much guys talk
about asses and boobs, personality is
key.
32. Guys learn from experience not
from the romance books that girls
read and take as their basis of
experience.
33. Guys worry about the thin line
between being compassionate and
being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and
laid back, he’s probably faking it and
is spazzing inside.
35. When a guy says he is going
crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys
rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave
him alone, he’s just actually saying,
“Please come and listen to me.”
37. Guys don’t really have final
decisions.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously,
listen to him. It doesn’t happen that
often, so when it does, you know
somethings up.
39. If your best guy friend seems to
avoid you or is never around when
you’re with your boyfriend, he’s
probably jealous and likes you.
40. When a guy looks at you for
longer than a second, he’s definitely
thinking something.
41. Guys like femininity not
feebleness.
42. Guys don’t like girls who punch
harder than they do.
43. A guy has more problems than
you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don’t be a snob. Guys can be
intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on
makeup, wear perfume. Just not too
much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than
girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate
being led on even more.
48. Guys really think that girls are
strange and have unpredictable
decisions and are MAD confusing but
somehow are drawn even more to
them.
49. A guy would give his left nut to
be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his
problems by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to admit it
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just
because ONE is a jackass doesn’t
mean he represents ALL of them.
